♥ Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Saw this in the internet and wanted to share it. Haha, it's extracted from some kid's essays.
1. Her hair glistened in the rain just like a nose hair after a sneeze.
2.The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball woudn't
3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster.
4.Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
5. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
6. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
7. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
8. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
9. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.
10. He was as lame as a duck. Not metaphorical lame duck,either, but a real duck that was actally lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
HAHAHAHAHAHA i had a great laugh until cry HAHAHAHAHAHA
2:40 PM ♥